Liposuction Songtext

von Da Vinci's Notebook

If all your fancy diet plans have got your head a'swimmin'
And everything you eat must be approved by Richard Simmons
Stopped eatin' that birdseed, friend, cause what you really need
Is a procedure guaranteed not to impede your need to feed

Liposuction! Liposuction!
The new immediate weight reduction plan
Trade in the hand you've been dealt and get surgically svelte
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

If you've abandoned exercise and your gut keeps getting vaster
Your thighs are growing over-size and your butt's gone off to pasture
If you want a new demeanor and you're keen on getting leaner
Then your remedy is an M.D. with a fancy vacuum cleaner

Liposuction! Liposuction!
The new immediate weight reduction plan
Take the fat cells from your hips, put 'em in Angelina Jolie's lips
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

If your waist line is a'surgin'
And in need of some reversion
And your overall weight dispersion's
Gettin' on the verge of perversion
I'm encouraging an excursion
To go searchin' for a surgeon
And get your emergency purgin' of the burgeonin' fat emergin' from your chin!
(Now Breathe!)

Liposuction! Liposuction!
The new immediate weight reduction plan
Get your torso reformatted, get a nose job while you're at it
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man
Make your ass twelve inches thinner and be home in time for dinner
At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man

Well the doctor's bill may vex ya
But it sure beats anorexia

At your friendly neighborhood liposuction man!