Useless Stuff Songtext

von Cracker

I'm so fucking sick,
I'm the king of the world.
I'm a genius of useless stuff

Some people they gotta work,
Well I just hang around.
A-dreaming' up, useless stuff

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
and I feel like a hag, please shut me up.
Girl, would you like to live my life
And I'll be with you tonight
and I'll be your useless stuff

Now everybody wants to be our friend
So we act real Zen,
and hang around with movie stars

So if I call you from time to time
I said my life is such a drag
and I feel like a hag, kick me in the ass.
Girl would you like to live my life
And I'll be with you tonight
and I'll be your useless stuff
yeah I'll be your useless stuff
Can I be your useless stuff?