Topsy II Songtext

von Cozy Cole

Welcome 2 the second chapter, my friend (my friend).
I told you 3 songs before, how the story began.
Believe me, bein' broke is not the best of all, but the worst of all is if u're tryin'2 be
Rich and have a dog hangin'on your testicals, yo.
I ran away, and then i tried 2 hide.
I saw this muthafukkin'bus on the corner, so i jumped inside.
The doors got closed, so i took a look around, guess what i saw...
24 beautiful women, lookin at me without makin a sound.
This must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).
But this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite, yo.
One bite deeper, and i would sound like rob halford.
So i said, listen up ladies, there's a thing that i need ya help 4.
Get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick, better make it quick,
This little teeth are makin me sikk.
They were from sweden, a cheerleadin-team,
On their way 2 some kind of championship, if u know what i mean.
The girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",
I said:"what? now?"
"not you! the chihuahua, that seems 2 be part of your balls."
Ey yo, the beast jumped off, and my menhood got saved,
And 12 fukkin'hours later 24 pussies got shaved...