The Baloney Song Lyrics

I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
Waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
And i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
Waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
And i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.

Then I would go sliding down through pipes of metal
Down to the sewers singing Disney songs with Oreos
Then i would go plop into a bed of water
I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
Waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
And i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
I was just a slice of baloney
Lying between two slices of bread,
Waiting to be mustered.
The mustard was grey poupon
And i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.
Then I would go sliding down through pipes of metal
Down to the sewers singing Disney songs with Oreos
Then i would go plop into a bed of water