Monkey Bars Songtext

von Coney Hatch

Brass Monkey
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass!
Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey, here's how you feel
You put your left leg down, your right leg up
Tilt your head back, let's finish the cup
MCA with the bottle, D rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet, we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go we bring Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three, Mike D is D
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a castle in Brooklyn, that's where I dwell
Brass Monkey
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass!
I drink it anytime and anyplace
When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Cooling by the lockers, getting kind of funky
Me and the crew we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by, she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it in the Monkey and mixed it in a cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip, the girl, she gave me lip
It did begin, the stuff wore in, and now she's on my tip
Brass Monkey
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass!
Step up to the bar and put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
You take a sip, you can do it, you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini and you're thinking you're cool
Take your place at the bar, smack you off your stool
I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def, girls, girls, all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it, I think it, I see it, I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D it
We got the bottle, you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get
Brass Monkey
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey junkie
That funky monkey
Brass Monkey