Physics of a Unicycle Lyrics

Orville and Wilbur
Cold cut the anchor's from their ankle,
Carving propellers from whale fins
In the back of a bicycle shop...
And thus begins the tale
Of the thumb trigger cloud kill.

At last the Wright's reinvented the horse with wings,
Another invention only fit for a mannequin.

Early time machine's
Will have tended to leave you
Left screaming
On a dinosaur's dish.

In da Vinci's "Bike Accident',
An outerspace whodunit?
Monkeys play Magellan
As the next ex-Edison,
Standing out in the crowd with a unicycle.

Physics of a unicycle...
Twice the remarkable.