I want to make love to the Mona Lisa
Because I know that's what she's smiling for
Get into the canvas and really see her
Like no one's ever seen before
I want to shake hands with Andy Warhol
With my emotions just the same
Watch my image on the film roll
I want my fifteen minutes of fame
I want a house in the Riviera
With lots of servants cleaning round
A swimming pool in central Sahara
Then maybe I will lose this frown