Virtual Needs for Human Requirements Songtext

von Circ

Manuel - Hello there!
Hello there!
How are you?
Yes, yes...
You are here for the virtual haircut?
Yes, yes...
Ok...
I will go and get Luigi.
He will come and cut your hair...
I'm Manuel, just stay right there.
Manuel - Luigi? (knock-knock) Oh Luigi?
He's present here for your virtual haircut.
You'd better come up...
Luigi - Grazie* Manuel, I'm coming right now.
Manuel - He's coming up right now and me I'll go over here and play music, play the guittar because that's what I do here at the barbershop.
Luigi - Ah, it's so nice to see you.
Welcome to the Starkey Cetera Barbershop and our virtual haircut.
I'd like to start the demonstration by moving over to your right hand side and picking up this bag.
If you just hold still for a second I'll put this bag over your head!
Just like that.
The bag over the top of the head...
And now, I'll take the bag off.
There we go.
The only reason I did that it's because all of the fancy barbershop do that.
What you're listening to is I move to your right here and very quickly wash my hands
Trimmmm-Trimmm (the phone is ring) Manuueeellll could you get that please?
Oh, thank you Manuel.
Let me finish washing my hands here...
Just bear with a few more seconds.
Ah, yes...
As I was saying, all we are doing is using your head as the listening point...
And we have two microphones one on either side of the head, in the same position as where your left and your right ears are.
Your brain is doing all of the work, telling you where the sounds are coming from...
Ok...
I'll go and get the scissors...
Nice sharp
And now as I begin the clipping and I bring the clip close to your ear, very close to the right ear...
Folow me as I move around the back of the head...
To the left ear...
And up over the top of the head...
Okay.
Now, you can get the same effect better with the eletric razer, I'll first bring it to your right ear...
And around the back...
And on your left.
I think that looks wonderful.
Manuel, what do you think?
Manuel - Ah?
Yes.
Ah, yes...
It looks wonderful Luigi!
You do such nice work
Luigi - Oh, thank you so much Manuel.
Manuel - So fast too.
Luigi - Now, as I walk around I just want to tell you only once more that your ability to hear where I am as I walk around the room is simply the amazing power of your brain, calculating the tinny differences or cues in sound intensity and arrival time from two open ears and unlike any other hearing instrument, only one has the digital algorithm that negates on physical presence in the ear to fully restore those differences.
And that algorithm is called...
CETERA.
Oh, thank you, thank you so much for stopping by the Starkey Virtual barbershop
Good bye and arrivederte*