I Was Raped By A Zombie Lyrics

Walking through the graveyard
Just the other night
I was all alone now
I was in for a fright

I don't believe it
It won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
The mental strain on me

I went home to mama
And she said to me
She didn't believe it
So she beat on me

I don't believe it
It won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
The mental strain on me

I went to the police
They just stared at me
They didn't believe it
So they arrested me

I don't believe it
It won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
The mental strain on me

Now I am in jail
Waiting for parole
Because of a zombie
Just another undead whore

I don't believe it
It won't be on TV
She has committed
The perfect crime on me

I was raped by a zombie
Oh woe is me
I was raped by a zombie
The mental strain on me