Since When Are You Gay? Lyrics

I've known you for a long time
And you're definitely straight
Is this the only way you could get a date?
Since when are you gay?
Since when are you gay?
(Make up your mind)
I thought you were straight
(Make up your mind)
Well everyone is gay... anyway
Oh so you're gay now too?

Just because being gay is cool
Well I know you... and I know that you like dick
What is this some kind of trick?
Since when are you gay?
(Make up your mind)
I thought you were straight
(Make up your mind)
Well everyone is gay... anyway
So are you just gay on the weekends?
(Sunday and Sunday)
Don't you know you are pretty enough to have a boyfriend
I thought this would only last until graduation
It's just, you've always expressed interest in men!
Since when are you gay?
(Make up your mind)
I thought you were straight
(Make up your mind)
Well everyone is gay... anyway