Come, Take a Trip in My Air-Ship Lyrics

Would you stop tuning that guitar?
You are one hundred and five years old!
Tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here so I don't make the same mistakes!!
Excuse me!
But it's spring time and I thought I might woo a few chicks.
No one to watch while we're kissing, No one to see while we spoon.
Let's take a trip in my air ship, and we'll visit the man on the moon.
Hey, hey, hey!
What the heck?!
Hey wha- what the hell!

Sorry...
Animal House.
A reference my ears applaude.