Huffin’ Muggles Songtext

von Cherry Poppin Daddies

They had my yarbles on a plate
Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State
They know this big slut got no ka-ching
If she don't get loose she can't do a thing

Voila, cough medicine to share
Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs?
Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee?
He's all woman as you twats can plainly see

Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane

Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé

Don't make a face...

Ooo, chocolate dandy welterweights
And viper jive Victrola 78's
It's White Slave starring Maria Montez
Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
Oops... you dropped your fez

Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you

Oh Huffin' Muggles
Huffin' Muggles yeah