The Less That I Drink Lyrics

Two O'clock in the mornin', three sheets in the wind
Lookin' like something my old dog drug in
I fell up the steps, landed on the back porch
Snuck in the house and that squeaky screen door

She threw down her glasses and put down her book
Not in my life have I seen such a look
"Why'd you come in halk drunk?" I can answer that honey
It's all your fault, I ran out of money

I needed a fifty, she gave me two tens
Cut short my night on the town
I'm beginning to think, the less that I drink
The more I don't want her around

From the couch that old kitchen, sounds like World War Three
She's fixin' breakfast, I'm tryin' to sleep
I'm lyin' here thinkin', where'd I put that half pint?
I'll need it when she starts on me about lastnight

How when I went and drunk the grocery money again
Why can't I be like responsible men
She better be careful, or I know what I'll do
I still got ten dollars hid in my shoe

Right now I'm too sober, to listen to her
But soon I'll be liquor store bound
I'm beginning to think, the less that I drink
The more I don't want her around

I'm beginning to think, the less that I drink
The more I don't want her around