Cod Liver Oil And The Orange Juice Lyrics

I
Oot o' the East there came a hard man
Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton
Ah haw, glory hallelujah
Cod liver oil and the orange juice

II
He went intae a pub, cam oot paralytic
Oh oh, Lanliq and cider
Ah haw, what a helluva mixture

III
In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary
Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals
Ah haw, glory hallelujah

IV
Oh Mary, are ye dancin'
Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin'
Ah haw, glory hallelujah

V
Oh Mary, yer wan in a million
Oh oh, so's yer chances
Ah haw, glory hallelujah

VI
Oh Mary, can ah run ye hame
Oh oh, ah got a pair o' sandshoes
Ah haw, yer helluva funny

VII
Through the back close, intae the donny
It wasnae for the first time
Ah haw, glory hallelujah

VIII
Oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie
Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish
Ah haw, glory hallelujah

IX
Hairy Mary's looking for her hard man
Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion
Ah haw, Sahara and a camel

X
Hairy Mary had a little baby
Oh oh, its faither's in the army
Ah haw, glory hallelujah