Mutiny Songtext

von Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew

When yer on the high seas and your crew throws a fit
To head for the shores, what ya gon' do? SHIT!
When there's mutiny aboard and yer crew draws their swords
They say they wanna quit but they can't do shit
I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
I'm gonna kill you with my shank, or make ya walk the plank
I'll cut off yer hand, as a reprimand

It was 15 years ago they tried to steal my show
I'll never know how many lashings on their backs I disposed
All the rum had been depleted, the whole crew was cheated
Of the shares of their wares - sad state of affairs
They didn't really take kindly just to follow me blindly
They all ganged up just to settle it finally
"How many months had it been since we had seen our kin?"
I don't care ya landlubbers, don't get under my skin!
Never will a lubber diss me like I diss yer mother
She's a whale set sail one the back of her blubber
Can't begin our journey home till I've uncovered the stones
That lead to the treasure map of Davey Jones
If its so easy to defeat me, then come on - try to beat me
I'll hit you in the face with my cannon or mace
And you're a true disgrace and yer out of yer place
This ship is the ship that nobody takes!

When yer on the high seas and your crew throws a fit
To head for the shores, what ya gon' do? SHIT!
When there's mutiny aboard and yer crew draws their swords
They say they wanna quit but they can't do shit

Sea Dawg:
So ya haven't fed yer crew for a hundred days
Kept 'em killin', even on the holidays
Sailed your ship through the middle of a hurricane
So fewer men remain alive to complain
If you catch the slightest whiff of mutiny in the air
'Cause the crew is a starvin' or wants a fair share
You've got to show 'em who's boss before it's opportune
For them to stab ya, drown ya, or leave ya marooned.

When yer on the high seas and your crew throws a fit
To head for the shores, what ya gon' do? SHIT!
When there's mutiny aboard and yer crew draws their swords
They say they wanna quit but they can't do shit
I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
I'm a real pirate, y'all foes
I'm gonna kill you with my shank, or make ya walk the plank
I'll cut off yer hand, as a reprimand