Fck Wrk Lyrics

[Refrain]

Wake up (check).
Work-out (check).
Shower (check).
Suit n' tie (check).
Coffee to go (check).
Subway (check).
Give a dime to a homeless guy and feel like Gandhi (check).

Elevator (check).
Cubicle (check).
Boot up (check).
Log in (check).
Emails (check).
Memos (check).
Casual conversation, weather is nice (check).

Meeting (check).
Another meeting (check).
Cathy's birthday, give a dime, no one cares.
Double coffee (check).
Lunch break (check).
Give a smile to someone stupid, we're a team.
Fuck Work.

Forecast.
Revenues.
Take a whizz with CEO, no one speaks.
Career.
Promotion.
Presentation, I'm the greatest, envy sparkles.
Mobbing.
Ego trip.
Asshole in sales department pissing me off.
Salary.
Hot colleague.
Sexual harassment charge of that bitch.
Fuck Work.

Irreplaceable.
Invincible.
Fired Friday afternoon but I don't give a shit.
Fuck Work.