Hey Teemo Songtext

von Brother Blake

When I exit my stealth, you're gonna wish you had a flash
You know you need that armor but you lacking that cash
Can I also recommend get a Quicksilver Sash
Lay my shrooms in ya path make you slower than Ashe
I'm a little badger but I got a big attitude
See me on your team and you start to feel graditude
See me top lane that's my favorite latitude
Walking through my death path; wish you had not pursued
I will always get away when your team tries to gank
Maybe you could try to stop me but I will drop your rank
My CS is crazy high maybe I should by a bank
TRM build you can call me a damage tank
HUP 2 3 4
HUP 2 3 4
Better hear you knock before you come in the back door
HUP 2 3 4
HUP 2 3 4

Thought you hit all the shrooms but there's always one more
When you're caught up in my lane spit the poison and the pain
And your health is just another thing that you can't maintain
It will drain it will drain it's my capital gain
I put in all this work but I can't complain
Now he's down on the ground so goodbye Mr.Swain
I've got a message for my team
(An enemy has been slain)
Hey Teemo
I like the way you hold a lane
Hey Teemo
Wriggles and Doran's Blade
Hey Teemo
Your poison makes them fade away
Dropping Penta Kills in every game
Hey Teemo
I like the way you hold a lane
Hey Teemo
Wriggles and Doran's Blade
Hey Teemo
Your poison makes them fade away
Dropping Penta Kills in every game
(Captain Teemo On Duty!)
HUP 2 3 4
HUP 2 3 4
Better hear you knock before you come in the back door
HUP 2 3 4
HUP 2 3 4
Thought you hit all the shrooms but there's always one more