My mummy had a little cat,
And it was pretty fat,
And I didn't really like it.
My mummy had a little cat,
And she was quite upset,
When I dumped it in the toilet.
So I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
Yes I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
My mummy had a little dog,
And it was pretty short,
So I always used to kick it.
My mummy had a little dog,
That never went outside to do a shit.
So I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
Yes I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
So I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
Yes I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
Oh I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!
Yes I said: Mummy, throw the cat out the window!