Cellular Phone Songtext

von Bounty Killer

Lawd-a-mercy
A need to mek a special call, han me di telephone
An when mi call, me cyaa get no dial tone
Lawd-a-mercy
Mi diss buy mi house a love zone
Anyway, hey!

Excuse, pass mi cellular phone
Mek me call Antoinette an Simone. Hey!
Tell dem nuh move a muscle ahm comin' home
To take a trip down eena dem love zone

Hey! Gal haffi bawl and scream and moan
Me start swing di old tiger bone
We use brush-brush we shoes, and fling whey stone
So tell di man dem leave dat alone

Drink up di Guinness. Smoke up di chronic
Gyal start to bawl, me give dem di tonic
Gyal get di proformance, an den astonish
An a hol mi tight and a tell me shi panic

Well! Gyal want loving an dem want di romance
An if yu no gi dem, dem gonna carry vengance
Gyal inna mi bed deh pon a love sentance
Yu si di, big bamboo yah me tek block dem enchance

Gyal want a man yu know me deh ya instant
Natural as mi bawn, no unda nat a substant
Excellent and talented, me doan unbalance
I naw drap off like di guy Jack Palance

Gal a mi gat di fuel fi light up yu lamp
And gat di wata fi pour inna yu tank
When di 'eat stawt di gyal a search fi ijant
A scream an a bawl seh di belly battam cramp

Me haffi send Toddler go call di ambulance
Mi a di only soldier weh inna har camp
Gyal. Fram is love me doan ramp

Well. Big an fat weigh five hundred poun
Well, di Killa ganna break it down
Laawd. Di gyal bring di whole a country come a town
An seh she waa fi wear Killa crown

But. Gyal a bawl "Help!" juss like dem a drown
When me stawt selleck dem soun
Romance is di name of mi cologne
An me diss buy house a love zone

Well. Gyal a mek noise like a giant alarm
Gyal waa fi run when fimme hingin tun awn
Me tree teet fawk mi tek a plough up har farm
Plant mi banana an' sink fimme cawn

Whole 'eap a 'ungry-belly pickinny deh ya a yawn
Non-stap work, is just horn an' horn
Gyal inna mi house pon love sentance remand
Blow like hurricane an spring wata like stawm

A fin' excuse a seh one a clack gawn
A whey she aggo tell har modda seh inna di mawn
Me naw stap werk because pickney shall bawn
Yu shouldn't fin' yusself inna mi palm

Well. Hand me ma phone
Mek me cawl Jacqueline an Simone. Hey
Tell dem nuh move no muscle, Killa coming home
To tek a trip down inna di love zone