Someone Lost a Contact Lens Lyrics

Mark: Hey hey hey everyone just hang on I seriously need
Your attention for just a second please I think... somebody
Lost a contact down here so everyone look around, a contact
Lense... so could you
Tom: I lost my my virginity
Mark: Keep an eye out for it
Tom: I lost a testicle... Hey what if testicles were things you
Could lose on an everyday basis that would suck. You only
Got three