I Want to Fuck a Dog in the Ass Lyrics

[tom]
I want to fuck a dog in the ass

[mark]
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass

[tom]
I wanna fuck a dog
I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog... and his ass

[mark and tom]
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

[tom]
I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

[mark]
Aarrh me and me first mate asurvy cur

[tom]
Tried to fuck a fucking pirate
But I've found the dog

[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister

[music stops]

[mark]
It's a Mexican pirate

[music continues]

[mark and tom]
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
We want to fuck a dog in the ass
Wanna fuck a fucking dog

[mark]
Fuck you