Diddie Wa Diddie Lyrics

There's a great big mystery
And it sure is worrying me

This Diddie Wa Diddie, Mister Diddie Wa Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

The little girl about four feet four
(Said:) Come on papa and give me some more

Of your Diddie Wa Diddie, your Diddie Wa Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

I went around and walked around
Somebody yelled, said: Look who's in town

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie, Mister Diddie Wa Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

Went to church, put my hand on the seat
Lady sat on it, said, Daddy, you sure is sweet

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie, Mister Diddie Wa Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

I said: Sister, I'll soon be gone
Just gimme that thing you're sitting on

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie, Mister Diddie Wa Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means

Then I got put out of church
Cause I talked about Diddie Wa Diddie too much

Mister Diddie Wa Diddie, Mister Diddie Wa Diddie
I wish somebody would tell me what Diddie Wa Diddie means