Your Hair's Straight but Your Boyfriend Ain't Lyrics

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We waste so much time looking like you and me
Cash in - endless
The stench of CK One makes me want to be sick

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You look like an extra from the Wild Wild West, yeah you do
Waistcoats and cowboy boots aren't and never have been cool, it's true
Guess how much this shit shirt costs? Far too much for one of us
If I had a penny for every high street lookalike, I'd be a happy man.

They say do it, we've seen through it
We're not a Topman mannequin
They say do it, we've seen through it
We're not a Topman mannequin
They say do it, we've seen through it
We're not a Topman mannequin
They say do it, we've seen through it

We'll form a mob and camp outside his until he comes out
Thats when we will drown and then dissect him
With his own CD collection
We'll form a mob and camp outside his until he comes out
Thats when we will drown and then dissect him
With his own CD collection

Those who boast I hate the most
Let's make a toast to fashion

Don't get excited, it's soon expired
I'm sick and tired, of all this buying