Old Lady Songtext

von Bigwig

Today an old man walked up to me and said
"I have trouble walking."
That's okay I've got a cane. So what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said
"I have trouble seeing."
That's okay. I can't complain.

I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.

Today an old man walked up to me and said
"I have trouble walking."
That's okay I've got a cane. So what?
Today an old man walked up to me and said
"I have trouble seeing."
That's okay. I can't complain.

I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.
I'm still alive.

Since you crashed my car.
It just couldn't be the same.

Today on the wrong side of the road
An old lady she crashed my car...
She was about 80 years old.
And she said, "Son I'm so sorry about your car,
But I have really bad eyes."
And she said "Son, just be lucky your still alive."

You know what she said guys?

FUCK YOU TOM!

She said "Son, be lucky your alive."
A big FUCK YOU, you crashed my car!
Four years of work in a junkyard.
Be lucky your still alive.

FUCK YOU, you crashed my car!
Four years of work in a junkyard.
Be lucky your still alive.

Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Fuck you, you shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Fuck...You...you shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Fuck...You...you shouldn't be allowed to drive.