They Neva Saw Me Comin' Songtext

von Big Sheik

(no music)
As night falls...over this gleaming world...All evil arises. The
Dark side emerges! Those suckas neva saw it comin...they neva...'Cuz their
Minds are so dense...they neva saw it comin...They neva saw this world of
Darkness fall upon them. They be hangin out on da streets...and in
Bars...all over the world...gettin drunk...while this world of dark
Emerges...they neva saw it comin...Then...in the distant horizan...a savior
Was born...his name...Big Sheik...his purpose...TO SAVE THIS MOTHAFUCKIN
WORLD!

(music starts)
Yo sucka, this whole mothafuckin world betta learn, I'm here
To save their asses. Even though it's dark, I can see through it. Y'all
Juggalos betta set your mind straight, and start to notice what's goin on
Around ya...I ain't about to stop, I'm the energizer bunny, I keep on
Going. And when the going gets tough, I kick that mothafucka's ass. I
Don't take no shit from no fucka, hustla, or juggalo. If they fuck with
Me, then I'll shove my fuckin foot up their ass. On second thought,
Wouldn't wanna dirty up my shoe. So sucka, I don't give no mothafuck, so
Shut the fuck up, Cuz them suckas neva saw me comin...they neva saw the
Darkness coming...they neva saw me comin...they neva saw the darkness
Coming...I'm here to save this mothafuckin world! Y'all betta know that.
Ya heard me?

(another rapper)
So in a fuckin nutshell, sucka Big Sheik is here to save
Y'all. Y'all juggalos out there, the darkness has come, and you neva saw
It comin. Ya also neva saw Big Sheik comin, Comin to save y'all...
(me again)Yeah that's right. My homie knows how to put all this shit into
One small piece of information. Cuz y'all neva saw this army of darkness
Fall over the world. So in turn y'all neva saw me comin. Ya neva saw me
Comin...ya neva saw me comin...Ya neva saw me comin!

(music stops)
(phone ringing)

HOTLINE: Yo, dis is da hotline, what's up?
CALLER: I neva saw that sucka Big Sheik comin, I'm glad you informed me.
H: You're a juggalo, right?
C: Yeah.
H: Shit man, why the fuck didn't you say so? The hotline for dumb-fucks is
The star button, not the 1 button, I'll transfer ya sense you're so dense.
C: Ok, thanks, you're very helpful.
H: Yo, dis is da hotline for dumbfucks. If you're a dumb fuckin idiot
Hang the phone up now. If you have any sense, stay on so we can talk about
How fuckin stupid you are for being on the hotline for dumb-fucks in the
First place.
C: Ok, bye then.(hangs up)
H:What a dumb-fuck. I have an easy job here...