With his short attention span
Add to that the pills he takes
They are hardly medication
But they're partly the frustration
Measuring his inner-thigh
Measuring his chest expanse
For the breadth and the depth
Some would say that he's obsessed
His fridge is a close companion
Has a sound that resonates
That machine seems to work
I'm glad something around here works
Couldn't handle a romance
Said it must be left to fate
It was only menstration
This is not a separation
Now I know the reason why, yeah
Now I know the reason why, yeah
This is where I began
Thank you all for coming by, thanks again
Writer(s): Nicholas Kennedy, Eliot Andrew Fish, Carolyn Mary Polley
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