Things to Do Today Lyrics

[inspired by a piece of evidence in the "Billionare Boys Club" trial]

Buy a pack of squares
Arrive at the apartment
Confront the investor
Explain the situation
Have him sign the documents
Bind him to a chair
Handcuff him
Place him face down on the bed

Shoot him once
Remember gloves
Scan apartment
Kill the dog
Kill the dog
Kill the dog
Evidence
Kill the dog
Kill the dog
Kill the dog
Evidence
Kill the dog
Evidence
Kill the dog
Evidence
Kill the dog