When to Laugh Lyrics

Three men walk into a bar
(and) the comedian starts
He breaks the yolk of a laugh
And sees the stiffening start
The crew's not easily pleased
And they're looking at me
And they're looking at me

The prophand lost my cue cards
And i don't know when to laugh
I'm paying no attention
And i don't know when to laugh

No-one to answer my riffs
I hate the more i think
He fights the bachelor war
She reads an idiot board
Life on an infinite lease?
I'd rather pull all my teeth
I'd rather pull