I fell victim to bird flu on the 21st of February
I told everyone that I knew and nobody believed me
They said that all the newspapers had made the whole thing up
They thought I had a common cold and told me to shut up
So I returned into my room and coughed and sneezed and wheezed
I thought about the modern world and what it meant to me
Writer(s): Jay Mcallister
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