Aardvark Blues Lyrics

Everyday i'm hunting for a t-bone-ant but he outsmarts me day after day
Together with his friends they laugh at me and I can almost hear them say: "ooohhh isn't he a poor aardvark?"

As i'm tracking down my lunch or running for my dinner, mysery's on my way
I fall of a cliff or I get hit by a truck and I can almost hear them say: "ooohhh isn't he a poor aardvark"

I got the aardvark blues and I feel so bad today

The day I was born I made this mistake I like to stuff myself with ants
Even with grizzlybears had been easier, so I can still hear his with his friends: "ooohhh isn't he a poor aardvark"