Wrecking Ball Parody Songtext

von Bart Baker

Remember when I was a ten
And did not look like a guy
My hair was long
I had clothes on
But now, I get nude and cry
Since the VMA's, all the people say
I am a total skank
Grinded Robin Thicke
Made the whole crowd sick
Especially the Smith's

I'm basically a wrecking ball
For the youth of America
All I want is to brainwash them all
With my massive nipples, under my tee
We must be like Miley

Now watch me ride, a ball and try
To, make a seductive face
But creepily, I totally
Look just like Nicholas Cage
Time to for me to lick
This hammer like its, a big metal penis
I'll lick anything
For more attention
This condom looks delish

I'm naked on a wrecking ball
Showing off my pale boobs and butt
Now I'm dry-humping a broken wall
I went from Disney to
Twerk-crazed and skanky
I need to get therapy

Excuse me I'm here for the porn
Bend over girl lets make this quick

What do you mean this is not porn

Then why the hell are you naked

Because I'm a wannabe whore
Who sluts it up to get more views

So that means we don't have to screw
Thank God

Excuse me?!

You are too dirty
For Ron Jeremy
Sorry sweetie its true

I ruined a beautiful song
With a disgusting video

Okay this has gone on way too long
You need to get off of
Our construction site

How do you expect us to work
With a crazy anorexic chick
Swinging naked from our equipment

And licking and humping
Everything she sees

Sorry, but I'm not leaving

Oh no, now she is twerking

Dear God, just kill us now please