Live While We’re Young Parody Lyrics

Last night we had an orgie, we had an orgie
And there were no women aloud
We all woke up together, woke up together
My body's kind of hurting now

Hey, do you like my new hair-du?
O my gosh it's really cute
I did my nails too, cool
Do any of you wanna screw?
Oh no god honey we're cool

We like dudes

All these ladies, ladies, ladies,
But we don't want none
We rather jump on each other,
And slap our bums

Oh no those hot girls want our nuts, we better run
Hey look it's Simon!
Who's up for a tug?

We don't no what we're doing,
Or what we're saying
'Cause we don't write our own music
We do what Simon tells us,
Or else he belts us!
You are my five sexy puppits

Oooh

We can't even really sing
We use this computer thing
It's autotune

We have no control over anything that we do
We signed our lives away and now we're mindless fools
Hey guys, lets all get married in that kiddie pool

Yeah, that sounds real sweet
I will be the priest

I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband,
You mayrub your nipples

Hey boys, now that we are all,
Officially married
Tonight we don't have to wear rubbers
Now let's all take of our shirts

We're half naked, naked, naked,
And it's so much fun
After we splash around,
We're gonna all make love

Hey guys, what's up with Zane?
He looks completely stunned
What's wrong with you hon?
I drinked too much cum