Special Fred Lyrics

When I was
A boy of 10
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind
With good intent
But just a little different
Oh special fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now hes not so bright instead
Hes a little bit special

Just a little bit

We'd play tag
And he'd get hurt
I'd play soldier
He'd eat dirt
I liked math and spelling bees
Fred liked talking to a tree
Oh special fred
Mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause he's a little bit special

I ran track
Hung out in malls
Fred ran headfirst into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes
Oh special friend
Mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks he's a piece of bread
Cause he's a little bit special
Just a little bit

One day talking to special fred
He grabbed a brick and swung at my head
As he laughed at me
That's when I knew
That special fred had just made me special too
Now I laugh as I count bugs
I give strangers great big hugs
Next to me
Fred is fine
Yeah, he's a fuckin eistein
Oh special fred and me
Now we're not right in the head, ya see
Now we're not so bright instead
We're a little bit special
Just a little bit special
That bastard fred made me special
Just a little bit
Just a little bit...special