I Am a Thief Lyrics

Stand me down, stand up (strange thing!)
"I'm a home bird, (catch me!)"
Turn me on, turn up (tame thing!)
I'm a drunkard, I'm a junky, I'm a thief!

Send me down, send up (Blame him!) "
Inconsequential muzak!"
Shoot me down, shoot up (maim him!)
I'm a hooker, (made you look) and I'm a thief!

Tie me down, tie up (same thing!)
"on unprescripted prozak!"
Burn me down, burn up (inflame him!)
I'm a bargain, I'm your target, I'm a thief!

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