Lownya Lyrics

Irelia:
They call me Relly
And I'm the blade transcender
I'll make a Top Lane Smoothie
I'm the champion blender
Morello nerfs me for fun;
Still the number one contender
It's been 20 Minutes,
You forget how to spell 'Surrender' ?
Unstoppable in Lane,

So much Lifesteal you ain't harmin' me
You'll never get more farm then me
Got more blades than an armory
Gank me, Focus me,
CC me N00b, it doesn't matter
I don't give a Shit,
I'm like the motherfuckin' honeybadger!

Master Yi:
I'm the Wuju Master and I jungle for Shits and Giggles
It's dark in here, so I make sure that I grab a Wiggle's
Boots let me move really fast,
I get kills and I get rewards
Take 'em back to the shop;
Get four pairs of doubleswords
Alpha strike a Teamfight,
Attack Speed lets me overrun
I'm the Highlander N00b,
Don't you know? There's only One!
I'll backdoor your Towers all day
Watch 'em get chunked
Hope your Team shows up to play
Watch 'em get Drunked!

Shen:
I really shouldn't Towerdive,
'Cuz when I do I get a Tripple
Sonic wave to say 'Hi' now I'm not the only one who's crippled
I'm a lyrical genius;
My style is relentless
Hope you appreciate the irony of beatin' you senseless
This really isn't fair,
I should fight you with One Hand
I got more blinks than your favorite crappy Punk Band
You'll need divine protection,
Better send up a prayer
Gettin' took 5v1 by the one and only True Team Player

Refrain:
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Be careful in the Team select,
Or we'll pwn ya
The One, the One and only Ionia!

Kennen:
Kennen the Heart of the Temptest,
My aim is precise
Shuriken slice to add marks
And when I land them thrice
The stuns hits like a Truck
You pay the Ultimate Price
My Lighting strinkes landin' in the same place twice
Jolted the midwife who birthed me,
Elctrocuted the doc
I'm like a walkin' tesla coil,
I bring the awe and shock
My stars will slice you in half
Don't need a Magical Box
And whenI start with the Maelstrom
Your Whole Team stops

Lee Sin:
The Eye of Twilight sees all;
Can'thide from the omniscient
Dash you straight through the Wall,
I'm wallhax proficient
Turn a gank into a 3v1
That should be Sufficient
In this mathematical Teamfight,
I'm the Vicorty coefficient
Unkillable like Harry Potter
Showin' N00biez to they Graves
Safer than Jack Bauer's daughter,
Jesus, 'scuse me, Shen saves
When my Team rolls the dice,
I show up and make a Yahtzee
Speed of Light ain't that fast;
Shit ain't never caught me

Akali:
'Kali dashin' through your Team,
I'll take 'em out 'force they can fight back
Mejai's is lookin' so tasty
I'm thinkin' that I might stack
To Real to be nerfed
So they hit Gunblade instead
NEWS FLASH!
I don't need that shit,
I'll beat you down with a loaf of bread
Though you had me in Teamfight,
HA!
I pressed the 'W' Key
Standing in the twilight,
HA!
Go on and try to CC
'Cuz your Team can't focus nothin' that they can't see
I'll drop 'em harder and faster than the Rulebook at the WCG

Refrain:
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!
Be careful in the Team select,
Or we'll pwn ya
The One, the One and only Ionia!