Ain't No Man Lyrics

She's smooth as the gravel
On a roadside creek bank
Sweet as a flower
On a knotty pine casket

She's hot as the fire
On the end of a cigarette
Rich as a church's
Wednesday night basket

And there ain't no man
Who can get his head around it

She's sharp as the blade
On a mountain man's knife
Sour as an apple
In a homemade pie
Mean as a snake
In a small town zoo

Ain't nobody
That could ever get to
Her heart

She's bright as a moon
On a hungover morning
Clean as a mouth
On a welfare baby

She's slick as the leather
On a cowgirl's holster
Quick as a tongue
On a johnny-come-lately

And there ain't no man
Ever gonna win that lady

She's pure as the water
In a golf course pond
Safe as a tiger
With a fifty dollar bond
Deep as a sole
Of a worn out shoe

Ain't nobody
That could fall into
Her arms

Proud as a loser
In a locker room
Sober as a drink
Of homemade wine

Sturdy as a trailer
In a hurricane
Sweet as the smell
Of turpentine

She's real as a movie
With a happy ending
Fickle as a bulb
On a dashboard light
Pretty as snow
On Easter Sunday
Silly as a girl
Who can't make up her mind

And there ain't no man
Who can look her in the eye

She's sad as a smile
On a birthday clown
Busy as a saddle
In a one horse town
Straight as a picture
On a blind man's wall

Ain't nobody
That can make her fall
Apart