Top of the Woods Songtext

von Andy Dick

When you're hoppin' on down the bunny trail
The critters all seem to look down
You're fuzzy and small
Your ears are too tall
And goodies make the woods go round (Woods go round)
Now I'm not a pig
But you gotta think big
When you're competing with the girl in the hood
So you won't be a fan of my evil plan
But I'm gonna be top of the woods

When your only desire is to dominate
The land of the wolves and the squirrels
You've got to think with an open mind
And learn to detest little girls
And everyone knows at the end of a show
The villain puts his plan into works
Except there won't be a rescue before the credits roll
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods

Now the kids will be packed with my Boingo Snacks
Construction begins in a day
And all of the bears will be ruled by the hare
As I maniacally plot from my evil lair

(Whistling)
(Music)

When you've pulled all the wool over everyone's eyes
They're bound to be a little upset
What I'm sending to town should quiet 'em down
And then I'll start to get some respect
And at the end of the day
Once I've BLOWN 'EM AWAY
I'll oppress 'em like a dictator should
Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
Oh, you won't be disrespectin' this bunny no more
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
I said you won't be disrespectin' this bunny rabbit now
'Cause I'm gonna be top of the woods
Oh, yeah
I said I'm gonna be top of the woods
Let's bring it on home!
I said I'm gonna beeeee
Top of the woods
You've been hoodwinked, baby!
Ohhh, yeahhh!