(What's Your) Angle? Lyrics

I've got a new-found fangled fandango tango angle
And it keeps things curious yes, and it makes folks furious

It takes two part tango and a little tingle tangle
And two orangutans like me and you

I used to think that you were a tomboy
Hair like a bird's nest, clothes so shoddy
Then I found that you were arhomboid
Not an oblesque bone in your body

So don't mess around with my extemporangle fangle
Everybody's entitled to a little existenstialrangle fangle bang