You Could Be a Politician Lyrics

If you could speak as well as you give head,
You could be a politican.
A real successful, heavy-weight, fire-breathing senator from the north.
If you would read books as much as you drink,
You'd be Stephan Hawking.
But who am I kidding,
You're a worthless, washed-up waste of air.
If I could have a dollar for every time that you complained about your parents,
I dont give a shit, they're not that much worse than anybody else's.
I'm not talking to anymore bloody lawyers.

We are not talking to anymore goddamn lawyers.
I hereby refuse to speak to single additional lawyer.
I will die before I talk to another goddamn, fucking lawyer.