Oasis Lyrics

When i got to the party they gave me a forty
And i must have been thirsty
'cause i drank it so quickly
When i got to the bedroom
There was somebody waiting
And it isn't my fault that the barbarian raped me

When i went to get tested i brought along my best friend
Melissa mahoney (who had once been molested)
And she knew how to get there
She knew all the nurses; they were all very friendly
But the test came out positive

I've seen better days but i don't care
'cause i just sent a letter in the mail

When i got my abortion i brought along my boyfriend
We got there an hour before the appointment
And outside the building were all these annoying
Fundamentalist christians; we tried to ignore them

I've had better days but i don't care
Oasis got my letter in the mail

When vacation was over
The word was all over that i was a crackwhore
Melissa had told them
And so now we're not talking except we have tickets
To see blur in october and i think we're still going

I've seen better days but i don't care
Oh, i just got a letter in the mail
Oasis sent a photograph it's autographed and everything
Melissa's gonna wet herself i swear