Bonnaroo Lyrics

The publisher declared is gonna fire me
But now it's seven in the morning and the paper's empty.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
Disappointing friends are disappointing me
But now it's half past seven and the paper's empty.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?

You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
The teacher was the first one
To tell me
To leave out Humanities.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
No.

The publisher is mad ‘cause I don't pick up the phone
But now it's nine in the morning and the paper's empty.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
Asprin doesn't help, coffee's just the same.
That was my first time in Bonnaroo
And I've nothing to write about.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
You said a writer?
Am I a writer?
The teacher was the first one
To tell me t
O leave out Humanities.
Lansdale?
How did he do it?
Am I a writer?
Am I a writer?
No.