Fly in the Ointment Lyrics

YES I AM...THE NIGHTMARE MAN...
I'M DOING TIME...
IN BEDSITTER LAND.
WHERE MONEY IS FRIENDS..
AND FRIENDS MY MAN...
YEAH! TAP YOUR FEET
TAP THE PHONE...
DOG AND BONE!!
I SEE TWO WHO ARE BLUE,
COMING AFTER YOU.

I SAW THREE IN GREEN,
TWO ARE BOYS........
ONE'S A QUEEN!
I SAW ONE DRESSED IN RED...
MUCH TOO LATE...
COS, I WOZ DEAD!
Wot do you want?
An all over tan?
A bunch of flowers?
Or a WELL HUNG man ????

Looking out of the window...
Sitting on a train.

I'M JUST A FLY in the OINTMENT
I'M JUST A FLY IN the OINTMENT
I'M JUST A FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...
FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY IN THE OINTMENT

FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY...FLY IN THE OINTMENT
I'M JUST A FLY IN THE OINTMENT
FLY