I Got High Songtext

von Afroman

It's like, i don't care about nothing man
Roll another blunt

I was gonna clean my room, until i got high
I was gonna get up and find a broom, but then i got high
My room is still messed up, and i know why.
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

I was gonna go to class, before i got high.
(c'mon y'all, check it out uh)
I could have cheated and i could have passed, but i got high.
I'm taking it next semester, and i know why.
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

(go to the next, go to the next, go to the next, bucooc)

I was gonna go to work, but then i got high.
I just got a new promotion, but i got high.
Now i'm selling dope, and i know why,
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

I was gonna go to court, before i got high.
I was gonna pay my child support, but then i got high.
(no you wouldn't)
They took my whole paycheck and i know why,
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but i was high.
(uh, i'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but i was high.
Now i'm a paraplegic, and i know why,
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high

I was gonna pay my car a note, until i got high.
(say what, say what)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then i got high.
Now the toll truck's pulling away, and i know why,
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high.
(oooh, i'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then i got high.
Now i'm jerking off, and i know why,
(turn this shit up, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high

(go, go, go)

I messed up my entire life, because i got high.
I lost my kids and wife, because i got high.
(say what, say what, say what, say what)
Now i'm sleeping on the sidewalk and i know why,
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i got high, because i got high, because i got high.

I'ma stop singing this song, because i'm high.
(present tense, uh, baby, oh)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because i'm high.
(bring it back, bring it back, uh)
And if i don't sell one copy, i know why,
(why man, yeaheh)
'cause i'm high, 'cause i'm high, 'cause i'm high.

((afroman going crazy))

Say what, say what, oh,
'cause i'm high, 'cause i'm high, 'cause i'm high.

Well my name is afroman, and i'm from east palm dale.
(east palm dale)
And all the fucking weed i'll be smoking is good as hell.
(excellent delivery)
I don't believe in hitler, that's what i say.
(oh my goodness)
So all of you skins, please give me more (hints?).

Motherfucker
Bucooc
Afro-motherfucker-m-a-n
A-e-i-o-u
(a-e-i-o-u)
And sometines -w-
We're gonna sell none of these motherfucking albums.
Let's go back to marshall durban and hang some mo' chicken,
'cause fuck it.

Fuck the corporate world
Biaatch