Dopefiend Songtext

von Afroman

Will somebody call me a cab?
I swallowed another tab
I might overdose
Under the circumstance
So betta yet
Call me an ambulance
CHORUS:
'Cause I'ma dopefiend baby
I don't know why
All I wanna do is get high
Between your legs is
Where my brain is at
'Cause I'ma nymphomaniac

I used to smoke marijuana
When I was a kid
Now I'm trippin' on acid
I'm high on every drug
Known to mankind
So go ahead and pass it

Repeat chorus

My designated driver
Was this girl
Her name was Carolyn
But I can't go home
'Cause she just died
From an overdose of heroin
She's a dopefiend baby
She don't know why
All she wants
To do is get high
Between her legs is
Where my brain is at
'Cause I'ma nymphomaniac

Repeat chorus

This butt naked girl
Sat next to me
And offered me
Some ecstasy
Then she gave me
A big fat kiss with
A mouth full of LSD

Repeat chorus

Wave your hands in the air
Then wave it like
You just don't care
If you got on clean underwear
Somebody say oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Check it out all the homeboys
Gather round 'cause
Repeat after me
Sh*t, God damn
Get off your as* and jam
Sh*t, God damn
Get off your as* and jam
Sh*t, God damn
Get off your as* and jam
Sh*t, God damn
Get off your as* and jam
My hands are shakin'
My nose is twitchin'
My eyeballs are real gigantic
I'm layin' in bed
With a throbbin' head
And I'm trippin' on
Widespread panic

Repeat chorus thrice

Hell yeah
A man
I'm gonna do some
Impersonations right
A
The first one is a mixture
Between the lead singer
Of the B-52's
And Robert Smith
From the cure right

Repeat chorus

I'm gonna do Axl Rose
From Guns N Roses
'Cause

Repeat chorus

Willie Nelson, Willie Nelson
We gonna sing some country
Maybe I didn't f*** you
But little darling don't cry
The fact is I masturbated
About an hour
Before you came by
You were always
On my mind
You were always
On my mind
On the road again
Open up your legs and
Let me stick it in
My favourite past time
Is making love
To my girlfriend
I can't wait to
Shoot my load again
Shoot my load again
Stick my d*ck
Somewhere it's never been