Make me an offer I can't refuse, Lord
Give me something I can really use, Lord
Tell me there's no way I can lose, Lord
Show me a miracle or two, Lord
In the name of all that's mighty
Give me love Aphrodite
Give me God on my side
Give me Mary, Jesus-Christ
And the Lord spoke
This is no joke
And she said:
What kind of woman do you want tonight
What kind of woman fits your appetite
What kind of woman have you had in the past
When you laid in the tall leaves of an other man's grass
For Abraham Lincoln it says "Free the slaves"
For you I see right here it says "get him laid"
Lord let me climb Jacob's ladder
Or slide down it doesn't matter
Just show me angels show me saints
In the flesh not in paint
In the name of all that's mighty
Give me love Aphrodite
Give me God on my side
Give me Mary, Jesus-Christ
And the Lord spoke, this is no joke
And she said
What kind of woman are you looking for
A woman who is perfect or a woman who is torn
What kind of woman do you need for your heart
Do you need a bride of the light or a bride of the dark
For Moses it says right here "part the waves"
For you all it says is give you the winning phrase
What about asking to be saved
Why are there no apologies made
For everything that humans ever craved
Like guns, and blood, lust and love and acolade
In the name of all that's mighty
Give me love Aphrodite
Give me God on my side
Give me Mary, Jesus-Christ
In the name of all that's mighty
Give me love Aphrodite
Give me God on my side
Give me Mary, Jesus-Christ
And the Lord spoke
This is no joke
The End
Writer(s): Adam Cohen
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com