Attack of the Perfumed Turd Lyrics

Excuse me, haven't we met before
How 'bout I buy us drinks?
Mind if I join you?
I'm Feces, hey lemme guess your sign
I bet you're Capristrum,
Or what do they call it?
It's funny, I seldom go to bars
I guess it's destiny
This was just meant to be, that you and me
Are written in the stars


Attack of the perfumed turd
Attack of the perfumed turd
Attack of the perfumed turd
Attackin' the ladies
Hey you better spread the word
Look out for the perfumed turd
Yeah, here comes the perfumed turd
Look out ladies

It's natural, I got this tan in Greece
I've got a condo there in Barcelona
Love babies and butterflies and trees
Barry Manilow when he was a Beatle
My beemer's got seal and whale skin seats
And I can go real fast
I'm a safe driver
I've got a nasty snake, although it's fake
Tattoed on my ass

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Fire!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!