John Kettley (Is a Weatherman) Lyrics

OOOOhhhhhhhh
Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor
Peter Snow sings very low
Mark Barano is a soprano
And John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
Is a weatherman

John Kettley is a weatherman
A weatherman
A weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
And so is Michael Fish

Simon Parkin's always larkin
Eric Lane is the same
Jonothan Ross collects moss
And John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
Is a weatherman

Etc.

Lester Piggot couldn't dig it
David Icke rides a bike
Richard Keys has got no knees
And John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
Is a weatherman

Etc.

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower
Johnny Marr he plays guitar
David Steele lives in Keele
And John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
Is a weatherman

Etc.

Chuck Knox has blue socks
Andy Crane has got no brain
Bernard Davy left the navy
And John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
Is a weatherman

John Kettley is a weatherman
A weatherman
A weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
And so is Michael Fish
And so is Billy Giles
And so is Ian McGaskill
So is Wincy Willis