MY DICK Songtext

von 3OH!3

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick

Call me on the dog and bone
All you Yank's, it's a telephone
'Ere have a look just have a butcher's
Northern monkey Comanches
My dick's bigger than your brother
Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail

Ma bite mec
Ca monte jusqu'a la tour

Ta bite mec
Ca voit meme pas le jour

My dick like the Mississippi river
My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine

My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
I hang low like trunk of Dumbo
While your dick is small like Frodo
Young punk in this motherfucker

Place looking right in this motherfucker
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
Dick so big, got a car alarm

Dick so big that it bought the farm
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
Doing thing bigger than the big bang
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Your dick's growing mold
My dick shines like gold
Your dick's like the pope

My dick don't get old
Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy
But if I donated my shit to science
Motherfuckers start a riot
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"
Goddamn
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"
That's a small dick