Fatman Lyrics

Don't want to be a fat man, people would think that I wasjust good fun.
Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you, no chance of finding a woman
Who will love you in the morning and all the night time too.
Don't want to be a fat man, have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself half of my problemscame from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him, I seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain and I'm sure the fat man would win.